Grönland zur USA.
Panamakanal annektieren.
Kanada übernehmen.
Netanjahu soll einfach weitermachen.
Is he serious? Könnten sie da vielleicht jemanden für ein Kommentar schicken?
Da schickt die US Botschaft ihren fähigsten wissenschaftlichen Experten zu France 24 -
the upright and right honorable Professor of Science, American University of Paris Professor for History and Politics, the Graduate Programs Lead for International Affairs and Diplomacy - Philip Gollum:
Gollup! Golub!
Philip Golub, is his name.
He is great. Precious. Golub.
Best man for the job.
Also great: Wissenschaftsfreiheit im Wertewesten.
Lets see if you can guess, if he holds the US responsible for the situation in this instance…
- Greenland needs solving, because its such an important security issue for the US. Check.
- He might take military action in Panama, but thats probably ok. Check.
- Yes, Facebook says, that they will work with the president, but thats probably ok. Check.
- We have to wait and see how this works. (Its just a fraction of the american elite, just a fraction) Check.
(Whaaat!? You better bring me ein red Apple if you want your recommendation letter for ze Diplomacy Diploma!
What no red apple? It has to kiss the Sigil ring!
Do it NOW!
)
50% of Diplomacy is appearance.
The other 50% of Diplomacy is not gaging the opponents expressions and mannerisms, and making “shit he caught me manipulating him/shit he didnt buy it” facial expressions.
Probably good advice for the US embassy in Paris. There is always a next time.
